A fork of Rural Dictionary
(v.) the act of faking an injury to get out of something you don't enjoy
Person 1: Man, I really hate playing soccer. The team is full of douches. Person 2: Dude, just pull a jazz band and get out of it.
hell. literal hell on earth. dorbandt is funny, but lizzie doesn’t think so.
“why are you so stressed” “cause i’m in fucking jazz BAND asshole”