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An awesome food that is jiggly and comes in multiple colors like red or yellow. Jello is able to be slurped or chewed.
Bob: So, Fred, what do you want for your birthday? Fred: Well, I have been wanting a year's supply of jello. It's my favorite food!
It's just because everyone wants to be you.
They just Jelloes
Can be used social situations where you want to say something absurd about a girlfriend or wife of your friends but also let them know it's non-offensive and that you're not jealous "no jello". Used as a "no homo" figure of speech.
Two dude's sitting at the pool with their wives Dude #1: "Yo, your wife has some nice tits. No jello" Dude #2: "Righteous, your wife has a phenomenal ass. No jello." - OR - Dude #1: I want to fuck your wife, no jello.