A fork of Rural Dictionary
To aggressivley swing one's penis left and right in a rather abrupt manner with the intention of eventually making a man's Member a bit longer
Man A: DUDE!! your cock is huge! How do you do it man? Man B: Easy, all I do is jelq after i get out of the shower
Jelq (pronounced Jehlke) is a dance move comprised of spinal movements and movements of the bone in a rhythmitic fashion. It is commonly used by skeletons to mate. It can also be used as a noun, having a similar term to "owned" or "rekt", which are 2 internet terms meaning "you got memed on, nigga" jelq's plurals are as follows: jelq (singular) jelq't (past) jelqing (in action) jelqs (plural/in action)
Noun - "Hey dude, did you hear how Joseph got jelq't in that game of smash Bros we were playing last night?" Verb - "Maybe if I jelq at her, she'll come over and I can get her number"
Jelqing is an exercise to make the penis bigger. Having a "Jelq Belly" is when you have jelqed enough that you can now touch your penis to the belly button in a half chub phase.
I've been doing my chubby exercises Brody, and look, I now I have a "jelq belly."
When you are jelqing and then shake your rump, usually for a camera.
"Dude, I thought this Kai Centat live stream couldnt get more intese, but then Duke Dennis came on screen and started doing the Jelq Shake!"
when you jork your peanits to make it larger than the skibidi ohio rizz fandom
kyle: erm what are you doing bakugo senpai bakugo: grrrrrr… KYLE SAN I AM JELQING MY PENITS kyle: why bakugo senpai you are so big already you dont need to jelqing bakugo: *blushes* y-you think so..? ERM UHHM YOU BAKA *runs away forever*
stretching that thang out
my doctor said if i commenced in jelqing anymore, id lose my 3rd leg fr