A fork of Rural Dictionary
normally screamed when you want something. Used by stephen colbert.
'Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone, please tell me!!!!!'
When something surprising with a huge magnitude happens (IE: Pregnancy, The rapture, and/or Bon Jovi making a serious comeback) this phrase is used to express disbelief
Man #1-Hey did you hear the latest Nickel back song, its pretty good
Man #2- Holy Sweet Jesus Shit a GOOD nickelback song? Must investigate further.
The superlative form of Jesus. (Comparative: "Jesus H. Christ" or "Sweeter Jesus.")
Sam: "Sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe!"
An exclaimation, generally used to describe either something surprising or something extremely cool, radical, awesome, or any other adjective from the Ninja Turtle vocabulary.
"Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits! Check out those...tits!"