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jif

Short for "in a jiffy", which basically means "a short period of time". It can be used sarcastically as well "Jiffy" is also used as a sci/tech term, commonly for 0.01 seconds, or sometimes 1 tick of a computer's clock.

"I'll get to it in a jif." (This means after I get done with the football game, hon)

by Midwest_Expatriate May 03, 2005

jif

Jif is an incorrect pronouncement of GIF that stands for Graphics Interchange Format. Note the G. People who pronounce it correctly often respond with something like"What's a jif?" or "Who is Jeff?". If a person who pronounce GIF incorrectly shortly after says a word that with a hard "G" while trying to convince the other, it is common to respond whit questioning of meaning, like for example:"-You can't go around and be rude... -You mean jo around?" or to change all g's in ones speech to j's. It is also a peanut butter brand!

-Have you seen the new John Cena jif?! -Jif is not a word! -Mmmm... JIF...

by Bullar är bruna June 27, 2016

jiffing

bar hopping. The source of the word comes from Thank God It's Friday, or TGIFing, when shortened in speech becomes jiffing.

What do you want to do on Friday afternoon? Let's go jiffing!

by ChronosFT December 05, 2008

Jif

Verb: To Bust a nut cum, spooge, finish, ejaculate. Noun: Semen, cum, white gold, man juice. Adjective: to define sexual stability.

That girl's got mad jif! She should give me a becky and i'll jif my super jif all over her face!

by thebrowns0n December 06, 2010

jiffing

The act of posting mostly random gifs and/or images accompanied with out any captions or context.

Person A: "Why is this guy spamming random gifs?" Person B: "He's just jiffing."

by wasdwasdwasdwasdwasd Jr. August 24, 2020

Jif

Gif but pronounced with a J.

It's pronounced Jif, Jermy!

Jif

The correct pronunciation for the acronym GIF, which stands for graphic interchange format. The origins of a word or acronym define how it is initially pronounced, and the creator states that it has a soft G. Some people disagree, which automatically makes them right or something. Also very nice peanut butter.

Jeff: What kind of idiot says Jif? Soft Gs are stupid. Geoff: Oh

by Nrtm May 27, 2019