A fork of Rural Dictionary
Word used when one totally makes a fool of someone else who is guarding him. This word can also be applied to someone who scores more than 40 points in a game.
Hey did you see Brian at the basketball game yesterday?
Yeah he totally Jimmered the guy who was guarding him and put up 50 points.
To own in all aspects of the word
Kristen successfully shoots her wadded up paper into the waste receptacle and exclaims, "I just Jimmered that trash can!"
A robot that is programmed to never miss a free throw. Many mistake him for a pasty white kid who is really good at scoring 3 pointers, but in reality he is nothing more than a Cyborg.
Dave: "Did you see the game last night? Jimmer scored 43 points alone!"
Jake: "Yeah, Jimmer is good. Too bad NCAA rules state that all players have to be human."
Jimmering is a transitional phase from stable and predictable output to an ever increasing erratically funny conversion to a babbling life of the party. This transition is usually the result of a catalyst alcohol based liquid, often times Tequila but can be a number of others...
She seemed so reserved until after a few shots and then the jimmering began....