A fork of Rural Dictionary
(Verb) The act of playing with a woman's breasts to the point of extreme visual and tactile enjoyment. Or more literally a mix between ogling and juggling.
Sweet Jesus... I've been joggling your breasts for the last 2 hours, miss.
Sharting one's shorts while jogging on a treadmill.
One Christmas evening Zachary joggled himself while testing his new treadmill out. He flung liquidated feces all over the walls and ceiling of his New York condo.
the unrealistic assessment of the ease of a jog or run one is about to embark upon after having had 1-3 beers.
"I felt so great on the first three miles of that 10K after those two beers--I was flying, and it was so easy--but then I hit the back half and was miserable. Total case of beer joggles."
When attempting to deffocate a "snag" occurs forcing you to jog or move in place, thus aiding the release of the feces.
Jogging, shaking and/or moving vigorously during deffocation thus producing a "Joggle Dump". Most likely developed by canines which also partake in walk-a-dumps etc.
Statement used to command one to give you a hand job.
Hey you fuckin whore,since your snatch begun gushing blood like she's catering a fuckin vampire festival ,you want my piss -pop sloshswaggle in that muthafukin peter -pit that you call a mouth, so say aahhh toots now bring your ass this way and joggle my cock! !!