A fork of Rural Dictionary
The son of god sent to denver to lead us to the promised land
A great quarter back for the Broncos, an average quarter back for a sucky Stanford Cardinal team. Some people believe that if he had won the 1982 big game against Cal, he would have one the Heisman. However Cal lateraled the ball 5 times to score. The fact is you can't win the Heisman if you go 6-4.
(Person) "There is not a single college quarter back better than John Elway." (Person 2) "Your such a dumbass I can't even begin to say how wrong you are."
When you use your finger to block one nostril and blow hard through the other nostril, sending a glob of snot flying out of your nose at a high rate of speed.
It feels so great to John Elway during a shower.