A fork of Rural Dictionary
to be penetrated by a man of Jewish faith or to get dissed in an extremely painful way
Oh! He just got insulted very badly! He got jooed.
1: Alternative and often but not always offensive, way of spelling "Jew", in the religious or racial sense. It originated from South Park.
2: Way of spelling "You". It is used sometimes in 1337 (leet). It probably originated from some European languages, such as Dutch, having "J" be pronounced "Y".
1: "Maybe we're not getting to heaven because somebody here is a J-O-O" - South Park.
"Jon Stewart is a filthy joo" - antisemite.
"I didn't know he was jooish" - person.
2: "Joo w1ll g3t teh fl@g!!!" - gamer playing "capture the flag"
"Joo @r3 ST00P1D!!!1!!!one!!!" - gamer expressing his/her (who am i kidding, HIS) frustration with a fellow gamer whom he perceives as being incompetent or unintelligent.
"Ja" means "yes" in Dutch, and is pronounced "Ya".
Internet slang for the word "you." Most often used by 1337 computer freaks and/or white, male, black wanna-be's.
H3y, J00! Y0 m4mm4 w45 600d 1457 ni6h7, F00!