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judgement

The number one cause of social anxiety

judgement is the main reason why social exists

by Dubiks January 04, 2019

Judgemental

A condition from which we cannot escape, else we would not have been able to tell breasts from chests if you get my drift. Many people are more apt at being judgemental than others, alarm bells ought to ring if you find yourself with 'personality labelers' who tell you that you have 'evil thoughts' or are 'stupid'. This is usually the result of some unfortunate mistake which you made and they have picked up on. The language they use is cunning, so it hits you where it hurts (guilt, sadness etc) and they blame you for causing the world misery. This is a pretty good example:

Judgemental: What evil, sadistic teenagers <you will buy into this shit if you feel guilt, are a teenager or are conscious that enjoying the misfortune of others could be a bad thing, although you know it can be funny, like when a bird craps on a friends moustache> (who like to watch people writhe in pain with locked up anger inside <plain old bullshit, can work tricks when used by a personality dick - tator>) can freely accuse others of <grr the world is so unreasonable!>. People are commonly accused of this because they: A) Are brutally honest and painfully observant <in other words covering his ass by emphasising his strong points, although many other people have these attributes but simply keep quiet or voice their opinions to those they care about> OR B) may or may not have made an unfair judgement that does not please the hypocritical accuser. <a smidgeon of reasonability to protect his criticism that you will always be 'hypocritical'>

by Judger May 22, 2006

judgemental

a common misspelling of the word "judgmental"

You're judgmental if you think I'm stupid for spelling it "judgemental".

by kowaisouni January 09, 2013

judgement

1. Judgement occurs when the judgee is struck with; either "the stick of judgement" (1 - 4) or with "the ball of judgement", both currently in use in Devon, UK. 2. The act of vigilante violence.

1. Judgement will be brought upon you. 2. Judgement will be brough on all cunting motherfuckers.

by Chris Hoyle/Henry Beech March 26, 2005

judgement

The number one cause of social anxiety

judgement is the main reason why social exists

by Dubiks January 04, 2019

judgemental

what almost every single young person on here is about each other.

some guy: "wow check out how much shit i can say about goths and emo's! man thta makes me cool!" another guy: "shut up, your gay mate haha" me: "you guys are judgemental yo!"

by ADAM. .C MOTHER FUCKER November 12, 2006

Judgemental

What evil, sadistic teenagers (who like to watch people writhe in pain with locked up anger inside) can freely accuse others of. People are commonly accused of this because they: A) Are brutally honest and painfully observant OR B) may or may not have made an unfair judgement that does not please the hypocritical accuser. Funny how you are NOT judgemental should you associate a label that is appreciated. (IE: "Wild" or "Innovative")

"Oh my GOD. I am SO not arrogant!! Ugh, that little bitch, how dare she be so judgemental!!! SHE's the arrogant one, not me! She thinks she's better than me when it's the other way around!! Shower me with compliments, please..."

by Shameless Plug January 12, 2004