Country Dictionary

National burn down an orphanage day (more if you want)

Hey guys! Today is July 22, let's go burn down an orphanage!

The date that horny people are born on

Person: Oh your born on July 22? You must horny.

People Born On July 22 Have The Biggest Dicks Ever!

Person 1- yo weren't u born july 22 person 2- yeah person 1- oh that's coo people born that day have the biggest dicks person 2- mhmmm jus facts

start a fight with your friend. Bring up things that they hate and roast them to see what they say and that’s hows they truly feel about you. then say it was a prank and screenshot this and send it or them and watch them start saying they didn’t mean any of it

You’re so ugly. Sike it’s July 22 Start A Fight With Your Friend day

the day after the best day of the year, July 21

random dude: Jason was born on July 22, what a loser guy who was born on july 21: aye shut the fuck up asshole he was born on july 22, aka. the day after the best day of the year

national the ants day Throw the plant away if it has had any contact with ants. Walk around like the ants girl does.

"Hey brian why are you putting your fingers on your head like that?" "Its July 22, national the ants day, bro!! now got throw away your plant!" "Oh yeah dude, gotta throw it out!!"

The most epic Norwegian celebration ever.

HAPPY JULY 22 EVERYONE!!!!