A fork of Rural Dictionary
Kerwin CAN be sweet and sensitive but he can also be a selfless no hearted ass. He is in LOVE with a girl who doesn't like him but there is another girl and she likes him but he is 2 blind 2 see this!
Nickita: Dude you are pulling a kerwin on Nicky Vlad: no im not!!!! Nickita: Ya u r.. William: seriously dude stop denying it!!! Vlad: ok maybe i am but i dont like her!!
A phenomena known as liking every single status of everyone on your friend's list. As soon as one posts a status, one likes that status, even if it is a depressing status or has nothing to do with the one liking the status. Also called Kerwinning, to Kerwin, or being Kerwinned.
Person 1: "Oh yeah, I just posted my new awesome facebook status!" Person 2: "I'm going to like this even though it doesn't apply to me whatsoever!" *like* Person 3: "AWW MAN! I just got Kerwinned!!" ------------------ "Aww yeah. I feel like Kerwinning some statuses today."
A kerwinator can be described as a internet occupying relay made of deep friend corn coating over a highly resilient set of out of this world circuitry, whose throughput increases with uptime (overclocking)
After constantly finding themselves in the red, the rock band System of a Down wanted to improve their infra and operations, so they got in touch with the kerwinator
Short for Kerwin's Kollege of Common Sense. Descriptive phrase for an individual who is unable to make simple decisions. Is often indecisive or makes poor decisions.
Alex is a real graduate of Kerwin's Kollege, he checked to see if his gas can was full while using a match for light. Word is, he's looking to rebuild his garage.
A smaller man with a large ego. Usually with a square shaped head. Mostly found in the mountains of the lake district.
Boy A - Hey look it's Kerwin Boy B - I met him in a glory hole last weekend.
The Guy with a lot of leadership and lots of game. The cool guy that keeps his calm. Kind and Charming man. Highly bright, educated and intelligent all rolled up in one. A friend to all.