A fork of Rural Dictionary
the sexual problem of not being able to get it up when about to close a deal with a fine chick, sometimes referred to having your wood going MIA. The problem is sometimes magnified by alcohol consumption, whiskey dick.
Dude 1: "Bro did you nail that fine ass bitch from last night?"
Dude 2: "No bro, my dick pulled a king james"
Dude 3: "maybe you should take your talents to south beach"
1. Some guy that translated the Bible along time ago.
2. Lebron James, aka the next big thing in the NBA.
1. I prefer the King James bible to the new one that are written in English.
2. King James owned the Kings in his first game, even though his teams sucks ass and lost it for him.
1.LeBron James
2.This guy from a bible
King (LeBron) James >>>>>>>>>>> King James
a long hair, normally by itself randomly.
ewww, i got a King James on my chest
When you need to take a shit, and it's starting to peek out. This will also happen as you're "taking talents to south beach" or "Make LeBron a Free Agent"
GAWDDAMMIT! I need to get to the bathroom quick! I ate that damn Chipotle, and 'King James' is making an entrance!
When you put cocaine in some ones ass, and when they fart, you take in the glorious champion cloud from the air, go for a dunk with your nose, finally show her who's the king, fake a cramp and sleep it off.
I totally gave her the King James last night Pat!!!!