A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of the very special Kat O’Brien sobbing over just about anything.
omg i watched the one direction movie today and i immediately started kobbing!
the act of deleting an ex or person you don't like from your phone, bbm, email, facebook, myspace, or twitter. You won't feel tempted to be in contact with them
Seriously I need to get over my ex. I think I'm just going to do the kob so I won't be tempted to talk to them.
(v) the act of being fucked over due to your own stupidity. (n) the result of fucked up redneck genetics and verbal parental abuse. Could also be someone you ridicule.
That Nigga just got j-kobbed by the cops. Jacob just got expelled from school cause he wrote a threatening email to a teacher. Damn that nigga just got j-kobbed
When a gay man has ejaculates onto another man's penis then sucks it off
Dude, I heard Jared did a salted kob on Jerome
The name Ja kob is infamous for describing a man that sleeps in everyday and/or waits for the last moment to write an essay every time one is due.
1. You have been absent from morning class 3 days in a row, are you turning into a Ja kob? 2. You're such a Ja kob, it's two hours before deadline and you haven't even started writing on your essay yet?