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Kalen

the monster under your bed

oh my God look out for that Kalen!!!!!

by Kalen March 04, 2004

Kalen

Kalen - one of the sexiest girls out there. The sexiness of a Kalen may sneak up on you unexpectedly, and once it does there is no escaping it. Kalen's tend to have wonderful personalities, a sense of humor that is dark and a little off beat, and eyes that can see right into your soul. A true Kalen is a rare creature, and must be treasured once she is found. Many men want a Kalen, but only a few are lucky enough to have her. Kalen's tend to be a tad on the shy side, but are always open to new ideas and experiences.In bed, Kalen's are fantastic and passionate lovers and need the same back, or they will leave. Other girls are intimated by Kalen's as well they should be.

Man, I'm so in love with Kalen, but she's with someone else. Kalen is the one for me, but how can I win her heart?

by Matt Hiltonburg February 07, 2010

Kalen

Perfect, great in every way

Kalen is perfect

by Oofersman May 22, 2021

Kalen

means "beloved". Has the same meaning as David from a Biblical standpoint. Usually a girls name, but can also be a boys name with a variation of spelling.

Kalen is a beautiful girl. Kalon is a handsome boy.

by Vietnam Doc February 03, 2010

Kalen

Kalen is a jiggapuff dead ass she the biggest but crack and eyes ever and she will remind you of Pokémon creature “jiggapuff” her diet consist of water and Thai food.

Wow that’s a Kalen

by Whinne March 21, 2018

kalen

kalen is the best person ever. he has the biggest cock in the world. he is so funny and he makes everyone laugh just with his giggle 😄. but he’s also a sensitive little cunt and he is annoying

girl 1: i love kalen .... he is so sexy girl 2: i know right girl 1: he’s my bf

by kal2 November 04, 2020

Kalen

the cool guy

kalen is cool

by gbtutjtjkjjjj tjjtjjt September 23, 2021