A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're going to the bathroom for at least a sitting down urination and possibly a poop too.
I'll be back in a minute or maybe ten. I'm going to take a whiz kalifa.
Kalifa is a pretty strong-minded girl who displays kindness, love, affection and boldness, she can also come across as antisocial, when this is all just a big facade for being shy, she socializes with few persons due to serious trust issues.
She seems like a Kalifa, she's so kind and ambitious.
Pronounced as "Kɑ ˈli fə" or "Kah-LEE-fah", Kalifa is another word for Caliph, deriving from the Arabic word, "khalīfah."
He is the unspoken Kalifa, who claimed succession from Muhammad himself!