A fork of Rural Dictionary
An ugly bitch who looks like Harry Potter, she is also very fuckin dumb and she has period hair
A really quiet girl who is sorta pretty. She is nothing to brag about. She is popular, but has no deep connection with anyone.
Me: Damn that girl is pretty enough for you
Friend: Nah shes a Kalista and we wouldn't go anywhere serious
She is a boyfriend stealing slut , she will cheat on you. She will start drama for no reason. and she can’t keep a friend bc she always does them wrong but will blame it on the other person.
The act of giving the Gluck Gluck 9000 and as he’s about to cum you take that dick as far down your throat as possible, stick that tongue out lick his balls. While the cum is still in the back of your throat, you look up and him and gurgle the words “thank you daddy”.
gave Ian the Dirty Kalista for his birthday last night and he was the happiest man ever.
When you play Kalista Jungle & you need a gank.
Mid: Can you gank me jng
Jng: Say it properly
Mid: Oh Daddy Kalista Please gank my lane.
Kalista better known as Kandi this well known stripper/ mafia leader plans to rule the world with Jordyn, Kalista is pretty but can be abusive at some points in time
Kalista: Hey Jordyn let's rule the world
Jordyn: Aight let's do this