A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of consuming alcoholic beverages in excessive amounts while not meeting the legal age requirements of society.
Dan: Hey I think Peter went Kayaking last night. Fred: Yeah, I know. It looks like he has a hangover...
To talk excessively without notice of audience's disinterest; to tell a longwinded story
Kelli kayakered my ears off last night.
A verb describing the act of swiping your hand like a credit card in an upward stroke over a persons genitals. This is normally done for shock value to a person who is not expecting it. One also screams "KA-YAK" while swiping a victim.
"That nagger, Laura, wouldn't pay attention....so I gave that hatchet wound a kayak she will never forget!"
kayak 1) noun- a boat used in the sport of kayaking 2) verb- to kayak- a water racing sport that onvolves someone sitting in a boat and using a double-bladded paddle to propel themselves down the lake, what someone does if they are too smart to row or canoe. note:this only applies to flatwater kayaking, whitewater does not count, if i was put in aboat at the top of the river i'd make it downhill pretty fast too.
Rower: So you paddle. how does it feel to be going slower than a rower? Kayaker: At least I've figured out which way is forward! Old Lady: Ahh, you must be a rower!!! Kayaker: No m'am, thats a rower over there... (points to dishevilled youth walking backwards through heavy traffic)
Similar to the act of motorboating, but with a smaller pair of boobs. The face and mouth must go a farther distance between breasts, and therefore the motion becomes slower and more drawn out, like paddling a kayak.
Dude 1: I went out with a girl last night who had double Ds. I was motorboating those titties all night long. Dude 2: Well, my girl is an A cup, but I still enjoy kayaking hers.