Country Dictionary

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keebler

The process of a small dog ,such as the pekingese, sexually mounting another mammal.

Hey dude! Kodee's tyring to keebler your cat again.

by el Socko June 22, 2006

Keebler

Slang I coined. Refers to that wanna be white guys who hangs out at Inner City (All Black) night clubs.

A Club Cracker

Yo check out dat Keebler trying to Pop n lock.
Look like dat muh-fuh got da eplepsy or sumpin'

by Mark Smith December 03, 2004

Keebler

Oral sex from a midget. Preferably fellatio.

Man, I just got a keebler from one of Santa's helpers!

by Mastiboy November 30, 2006

keeblers

A rare strain of potent Cannabis. Keebler Kush is known for its cookie after taste and giddy high.

well damn, these keeblers are dense pebbles

by ahusain October 31, 2009

Keebler

When you take a shit on a girl's vagina and then fuck it until it bleeds so her vag looks like a kewei and chocolate kober.

Tim: yo did you hear ms.quick is making kids read over senior trip?
Mike: whatever... somebody must have gave that bitcha a nice fat keebler when she was a kid.

by kyle cavano March 29, 2010

keebler

Lol....a code name for gay men

"Damn, Rob is such a keebler"

by Christy February 11, 2003

Keebler

A random made up word that a person says right before he is about to smoke weed with a friend. Later on, after they are completely baked, you both remember the word and have a laugh attack because of how funny it sounds.

Bob: yo u ready to blaze up this dankass alabama kush?
Larry: Ye nigga... KEEBLER.
Bob: wtf???????
(later on)
Bob: KEEBLER
Larry: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Bob: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

by max weinsteeen March 29, 2010