Country Dictionary

An awesome dude with crazy skills. He is trained in every weapon mainly with airsoft sniper rifles. He can sometimes even shoot bb's out of his 12 inch cock into a opponents eye from a mile away.

Don't pull a kenyon and shoot a bb out of your cock!

To elite hax something using a computer and destroy someone through the power of the internet. Sometimes can hax your computer from unknown distances.

Go Damn! My computer just got kenyoned. Where's my L.A paper brah??

a fuck boy who will play with your feelings and break your heart with one word

“wow he’s a kenyon”

A hardcore sex position involving two men, a duck, sandpaper, and a grapefruit.

First, the larger, alpha male, stands over the submissive, or bitch male, and makes the bitch perform oral felation. Next, the live duck is inserted, head-first, into the bitch's ass (keep in mind, this bitch is male), and the alpha male proceeds to rub the sandpaper vigorously onto the bitch's mankong. Lastly, the alpha male juices the sliced grapefruit on the bitch's mankong.

Man, I just got a Kenyon in that ally!
Tom, Kenyons are God's way of saying don't do that.
How long till you get the duck?

A gay boy who sucks dick

Kenyon is a faggot

As in Peter Kenyon chief executive of Chelsea Football Club, meaning A 'Cunt'
Used mainly in football forums.

Alan Green off 606 live phone in on BBC Five Live Radio is a proper Kenyon.

Someone Who will never feel the touch of a women; a person who touches themselves to japanese animation.

That guy over there is a Kenyon; ie Kenyon from WPL