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kerwin

a cool, attractive and all round fun guy.

bro i wish i was kerwin right now

by kiwithehomie November 22, 2021

kerwin

Kerwin CAN be sweet and sensitive but he can also be a selfless no hearted ass. He is in LOVE with a girl who doesn't like him but there is another girl and she likes him but he is 2 blind 2 see this!

Nickita: Dude you are pulling a kerwin on Nicky Vlad: no im not!!!! Nickita: Ya u r.. William: seriously dude stop denying it!!! Vlad: ok maybe i am but i dont like her!!

by fuck yo mama April 10, 2008

Kerwinator

A kerwinator can be described as a internet occupying relay made of deep friend corn coating over a highly resilient set of out of this world circuitry, whose throughput increases with uptime (overclocking)

After constantly finding themselves in the red, the rock band System of a Down wanted to improve their infra and operations, so they got in touch with the kerwinator

by da-real-anon June 25, 2018

Kerwin's Kollege

Short for Kerwin's Kollege of Common Sense. Descriptive phrase for an individual who is unable to make simple decisions. Is often indecisive or makes poor decisions.

Alex is a real graduate of Kerwin's Kollege, he checked to see if his gas can was full while using a match for light. Word is, he's looking to rebuild his garage.

by Jason Lyth July 11, 2008

mr kerwin

The type of person who would name their kid Dexter

Wow that's a real mr Kerwin move

by Shake shaved February 15, 2016

Kerwin

A smaller man with a large ego. Usually with a square shaped head. Mostly found in the mountains of the lake district.

Boy A - Hey look it's Kerwin Boy B - I met him in a glory hole last weekend.

by Macho Man Randy Cabbage June 05, 2024

Kerwin

The Guy with a lot of leadership and lots of game. The cool guy that keeps his calm. Kind and Charming man. Highly bright, educated and intelligent all rolled up in one. A friend to all.

Hi Kerwin!!! /Hey Kerwin!!!

by loverboy307 March 06, 2024