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Klunked-out

Verb. (CLUNGED-OUT)

When a bro stops hanging out with you out of no where, cancels plans, or stops answering texts from you.

Especially when a new girlfriend is involved.

Bro1"Hey bro2 where is bro3 at? I thought he was kicking it this weekend?"
Bro2"Nah Bro1 he got that new girlfriend so he has klunked-out here lately."

by Dread Cpt Planet July 31, 2016

Klunkety Klunk

The sweet definition given to a goal scored during a game of soccer when the ball ricochets off of the goal post and lands sweetly at the mercy of the striker to bury it..

On some games consoles the trick is to master where on the pitch you need to shoot from...

Long pass from Benayoun... finds Harewood.... passes cygan...skins past Ashley Cole...shoots!!... oh its cannoned off the post....it falls to ZAMORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zamora finishes with a Klunkety Klunk from 10 yards out!

West Ham 3, Arsenal 0

The FA Cup is finally going home to Upton Park!

by RoonaY January 06, 2006

Klunk et

Texas Trash

Salty snack
"You gonna bring that klunk et to Thanksgiving?"

by Klunk et lover November 21, 2024

Klunk dump

Literally shitting bricks.

Holy crap dude someone scared me and i took a klunk dump.
Oh shoot dude.

by 420 yes scope March 20, 2017

Klunk

(vb) to swallow, verb derived from Cornish language and survived into dialect.

Klunk'n down, pard!

by Matthi Glas January 10, 2020

klunk

the feeling of belatedness one has when they've eaten too much

That extra slice of cake gave me lots of klunk.

by teenbishkokie May 02, 2021