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kumon

a stupid program that's hell

come on,i have to do kumon

by the worst thing ever. January 28, 2022

Kumon

A prison disguised as a fucking tutor place. There is a feeling of stress that comes to you when your parents remind you to do kumon, especially on the weekend!!

Mom: Brian do your kumon, it is Saturday and you haven't done a single one Me: ok, I will do it Me inside my self: FUCK THIS STUPID ASS FUCKING WORSHEET

Kumon

SOME SHITTY MATH COURSE. THEY WILL KILL YOU FROM THE INSIDE THEN FROM THE OUTSIDE. I AM DOING KUMON RIGHT THIS MOMENT BECAUSE I NEED HELP PLEASE HELP AH OH GOD FUCK NOOOOOOOO

Mike: "hey can i have a gun" Quiet kid: "sure, why?" mike: "Kumon." quiet kid: "oh."

by ilikeguns:) October 06, 2020

kumon

Large asian profit organization which was black listed by the UN because of it's evilness but it failed because kumon had too much money. It's worksheets are made from uncertified tree sources, and this was criticized against them by greenpeace. It is often considered a personal insult to call someone a kumon. (greed)

1)Kumon is operating in 98 countries. 2)Terry is a mean kumon!

by firzenr August 29, 2007

Kumon

Kumon is the largest after-school math and reading program and many parents love it as a way to torture their children with no physical abuse. Everyday it eats away at your soul while others are maintaining a good social life.If one question is answered wrong, you get earraped by a indian, asian, or old woman and you will have to repeat that worksheet at least 7 times.They make kids into robots. They teach stuff that is utterly boring to eat away at your social life. Kumon is worse than PETA and it should be named a terrorist group.

Person: "why didnt you come over today?" me: "oh, you know, doing Kumon packets."

by opoks December 01, 2020

Kumon

A place Toru Kumon made with Shaitan (Satan) to torture kids and make them suffer. Also known as "Hell and Heck".

"I have to go to hell (Kumon). rerererererererererererere-."

by an experienced soul December 12, 2019

kumon

Kumon Math, Reading, too many of my brain cells. They told me to take a test while there was about 20 little kids running, screaming, and crying all over the test area. At one point i felt the urge to kick one of them.

Kumon Sucks Dick. And so do all of those high schoolers and old people working there.

by Jomanfoo February 09, 2008