A fork of Rural Dictionary
(Noun) Slang for vagina, usually used to describe a very bad smell.
Normal Guy: Aw, dude it stinks in here! Don't you smell it?
Sick Guy #1: Ahhh, glorious... isn't it?
Sick Guy #2: Yes, indeed. I do love the smell of kweef in the morning.
Normal Guy: ......You guys are fucking douches.
a jujub or soft candy that elementary school kids use as a funny insult
kid 1: trick or treat smell my feet gemme sumthing good to "insert name" is a kweef!
kid 2: HAHAHAH lol
A form of fart that makes no noise when released but consequentially smells horrendous and fatal. Often performed by individuals lacking courage or pride. Also known as the 'Silent Killer' or 'Silent Bomb'
Dude, you fucking crack kweefed?
crack kweef? who you kiddin
A word to describe a wigless pimp whom wig has been snatched by all the tea they have consumed in drama.
Our local pimp was undo-kweefed.
A Kweef Noodle is when the penis is inserted into the ass of either male or female and the opposite party farts on the penis. resulting in a Kweef Noodle.
Jacob fucked his twelve year old girfriend in the ass so hard, that she farted, and he had a giant Kweef Noodle to deal with.
or.
I fucked Kevin's sister in the ass so hard that she Kweef Noodled all over my dick, i nearly vomited.
The act of a Girl (Preferably Canadian cuz it rhymes) Fweefing into a guys mouth so that he can suck all the kweef up and blow it back into the girl. Usually done after the girl takes a big piss.
1:I totally Canadian Kweefed this girl yesterday
2:No WAY Was she Canadian
1:Yeah...