A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Anything waiting to happen.
2. Pedophilic white males.
Everyone knows lamposts are open for lamposts.
The greatest quarterback of all time, who at the end of his career was traded to the Senver Donkeys where he finished his career with the greatest runningback of all time, The Uncoordinated Sphinx
The Lampost is easily the greatest qb of all time. 4 superbowls, 6 appearances, he's nearly unstoppable.