A fork of Rural Dictionary
Aka Lindsay Lohan. Used to be one of the hottest girls in America
Walter: Yo did you hear about LILO?
Bogdan: No what happened?
Lilo is one of the baddest bitches you will ever meet. Not only is she completely and utterly beautiful, but she also has an amazing personality. She most likely has an amazing taste of music and humour too. If she likes you, you're lucky. If she doesn't, you fucked up. If you get the chance to have a Lilo as your girlfriend, don't mess up. She is probably very loud when with friends, but kinda shy around others. Do not mistake that with her being boring, because she is the complete opposite. She is friendly, caring and honest, but can completely flip if you do her wrong. She has that sexappeal with a touch of cuteness, that will drive you mad. She's mysterious, mature and a great person to have conversations with. If you once met her, you will never be able to forget her.
Man: "Damn, I should've never hurt Lilo!"
Woman: "Damn, I should've never turnt fake on Lilo!"
This person would be very naïve and hates when they get savillila and her Wi-Fi box/router can mess up because of the placement in her "HOUSE"/apartment. She also gives it many chances and has a lot of many other options to choose from, but she is into pedophiles like around the age 17. Also her cousin cannot seem to talk right to "beautiful"- her cousin, women and phrase things correctly but lilo doesn't care about her cousins girlfriend because she called her ugly. Another thing about lilo can be described in many words like sped, goofy, jit, mentally disabled, etc... She is also known to cuss and use profanity in ways that are not respectful in any way and uses it in a racist way, also she uses the n-word many times in her sentences whenever she talks to people. Her common phrases that she uses are "dis foo", "I'm a goofy", "The dodgers are better than the Astros" and her most infamous line is the n-word, occasionally with a hard R. Her opinions are sometimes really false because she is a big dum dum and a goofy. She also enjoys to abuse her brother for lolzies. Also every boy in her cousins friend group at some point has liked her. She likes chinchillas aswell.
"Lilo is very goofy" "Lilo likes girls girls girls" "Lilo is a jit, bum and a cig" "Liloqueen_2206" "I like LIlo"- every guy in the friend group