A fork of Rural Dictionary
The perfect Lare-Inducing word. Used to annoy others and can also be used as a replacement for the ever-boring lol
Mike: look what I did to Andy, laff
Mark: Laff nice 1
What I type online instead of lol... Because lol is overused.
PERSON 1: Fuck you
PERSON 2: Laff
PERSON 1: That's not a joke you dumb fuck
PERSON 2: O
To love and laugh at someone at the same time.
Pretty much the two words "love" and "laugh" put together.
The originator of the LAFF PRODUCTIONS movement. The all time abuser, leader and invader of chatrooms and other forums via Internet. The creator of the term BLASTMAIL.
LAFF is responsible for creating 90% of the drama on here by sending out BLASTMAILS, and the other 10% is from idiots reacting to it.
To have sex; used between persons A and B, often in the presence of person C when A and B would rather C remain unaware of the true topic of discussion. This relies on the misleading phonic similarity to "laugh."
Typical usages include: "loves to laff", "likes to laff", "I could hear them laffing through the wall."
A: So how'd it go with Jessica last night?
*enter B's mother, C*
B: Let's just say she loves to laff.
C: Aw, she sounds like a sweet girl.
B: She certainly is.