Country Dictionary

The thin version of a grenade.

Mike: Dude, these girls are fucking landmines!

To put a spike, commonly tacks, into a fountain drink lid and then hiding it in the ground to be stepped on

I'm going to be landmining the beach today.

A skinny ugly chick. This was referenced in the season 2 premiere of jersey shore.

Ronnie just hooked up with a landmine, then he did a grenade

Where one sticks there fist in a sexual orifice of another being and proceeds to open the fist suddenly in an explosion-like movement.

"This girl told me I couldn't finger for shit so I gave her the landmine and she hasn't walked right for days!."

A lego

Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I STEPPED ON A LANDMINE! Girl: Dude, thats a lego. If it was a landmine, you'd be dead by now. Guy: IT'S A FUCKING LEGO YOU SKINNY ASS LANDMINE

skinny ugly chick.

"no landmines boys."- jersey shore

A woman who is easy to lay, but getting rid of her is very dangerous and difficult.

Be careful to not let her know where you live, she's a landmine.