A fork of Rural Dictionary
It is the one word that can override shotgun. Whenever someone calls shotgun before you, and you call out laser, you get the seat.
Situation: Micky, David, and Pilar are happily eating in greasy fast food joint, when Micky gets the call: their mom is pulling up on the corner. Micky jumps out of his seat and heads towards the door. Just before the door closes, Micky lets his siblings know that the car is approaching. Micky: Shotgun. Ha ha ha. Ha. Pilar and David: Shotgun! Micky: Too bad! I called it. Better luck later, losers. Pilar: Well, laser! Now what, punk. Micky and David, then, get into the backseat of the car with an air of humiliation. Pilar whispers: Laser beats all.
Man - "Hey, what'd you do last night?" Man2 - *jerkishly* "Your mom!" Man - "with lasers!"
One of the highest adjectives in describing something completely awesome. The only thing above laser, is lasermazing.
Yeah, that MF DOOM track was pretty laser.
Another word for a cumshot; ejaculate
After getting head, I lasered her face.
Dr. Evil's secret invention to be used to sear the Earth. Air-quotes are to be used when saying this word.
Mini-Me, please stop humping the "laser"!