A fork of Rural Dictionary
Bad diarrhea that literally pours out of your butt.
Mike- Dude, I had some serious leaky faucet after that bad Chinese food last night.
Tony- I did not need to know that.
The Leaky Faucet
The Leaky Faucet, is not only considered to be a sex act, but it also serves as a means to administer illicit substances.
The Leaky Faucet involves three naked people:
* Person A will be positioned on all fours
* Person B will be laying down, face up, between person A’s legs looking up toward their genitalia
* Person C will have prepared a medicine syringe, with the chosen illicit substance, and will insert that syringe into person A’s rectum; essentially, boofing them with the substance.
* Person B will then open their mouth to drink the drippings of the excess fluid from person A’s rectum
And thus, you have…The Leaky Faucet
Dude, The Leaky Faucet got me so high last night!
When your girl's laying down and you bend your hard meatstick in half and drip happy juice on her, like a leaky faucet
Guy 1: "Dude, I really need to fix my leaky faucet"
Guy 2: "What, is the valve broken?"
Guy 1: "Nah, my dick keeps dripping on girlfriend"
Guy 2: O.o
This strange and rare occurrence finds its way into the bedroom following a good tag in the ass. Post tag, the dude pisses in her ass. Remnants will drip out at a leaky pace.
T-Bone pissed in her ass, and that shit was leaking all night (like a leaky faucet)
When your at a party and two people are aduably having sex in another room, they're not having sex, they're just fixing the leaky faucet.
At sians house:
(sexual noises)
Kiki, Andy what are you doing in there?
errrr.....
uhhhh.....
Were just fixing the leaky faucet!
A sex act in which a man, right as he is about to ejaculate, walks over to a freezer and freezes his penis for 8-12 hours. After his penis is thoroughly frozen, he walks back to his partner and holds his penis over his or her mouth, allowing cum to slowly drip out as the penis thaws.
Person 1: "Damn bro, my girl wants me to give her a Montana Leaky Faucet tomorrow and I'm not sure if I'm ready!"
Person 2: "Your penis will surely hurt!"
My main bitch: hey hoe! How was he??
Me: oh gurlll! call me a slut but he turned into one leaky faucet
My main bitch: biiiiiiiiiitch!!