Country Dictionary

A nickname for a rather short person who has great jumping abilities.

Look, at Lemur over there, he sure does tackle funny.

Probably the most pathetic of the Devils. Lemures are slaves and conscripts for the larger and more powerful devils. Lemures are ugly blobs, about 5 feet tall and about 100 lbs. Lemures are so stupid that they can't think for themselves. But they can receive telepathic messages.

That huge devil threw a lemure at me! This stuff isn't going to come out of my padded armor for weeks.

One who leems

“John has been doing a lot of leeming lately, he must be a lemur.”

Lemures (lem yours)

Lemures, in popular fangirl culture, is known as one of the foundations and reasons for female masturbation. (sometimes male, though most males won't admit it)

1. "I need to masturbate." *whips out a picture of Lemures*
2. "I need to masturbate again." *whips out another picture of Lemures*

closer than a bro

Yo bro, you're like a lemur to me.

the TRUE stars of the animation 'Madagascar'.Their king was just the ish!

the foosa terrorised the lemurs until 'the New York Giants' came to their rescue...unknowingly of course, in the movie 'Madagascar'.

Lemurs travel in groups and will follow the lead of the most popular person around them. They enjoy patrying hard and tend to be extremely destructive.

Geez, Jessica and her friends are such lemurs. They took the bolts off of my pools diving board and used it as a floating bar.

Todds roomates are such lemurs. I let them drive my car once and they drove it through my garage door.