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lemure

Lemures are the least of the Baatezu. A lemure is a gelatinous mass of flesh, extremely resilient to attacks. The only way to harm one is with an enchanted weapon. They are too stupid to think, and are typically used as meat shields by the Baatezu in their war against the tanar'ri.

The only thing making a lemure more dangerous than a goblin is the fact that they can't be harmed by ordinary weapons.

by Theos April 18, 2007

lemur

A nickname for a rather short person who has great jumping abilities.

Look, at Lemur over there, he sure does tackle funny.

by McConnell November 29, 2006

Lemur

One who leems

“John has been doing a lot of leeming lately, he must be a lemur.”

by Jackliffo September 24, 2019

Lemures

Lemures (lem yours)

Lemures, in popular fangirl culture, is known as one of the foundations and reasons for female masturbation. (sometimes male, though most males won't admit it)

1. "I need to masturbate." *whips out a picture of Lemures*
2. "I need to masturbate again." *whips out another picture of Lemures*

by MissCheena July 29, 2009

Lemur

closer than a bro

Yo bro, you're like a lemur to me.

by Ssor December 13, 2014

Lemur

the TRUE stars of the animation 'Madagascar'.Their king was just the ish!

the foosa terrorised the lemurs until 'the New York Giants' came to their rescue...unknowingly of course, in the movie 'Madagascar'.

by shikuanne July 11, 2008

Lemur

Lemurs travel in groups and will follow the lead of the most popular person around them. They enjoy patrying hard and tend to be extremely destructive.

Geez, Jessica and her friends are such lemurs. They took the bolts off of my pools diving board and used it as a floating bar.

Todds roomates are such lemurs. I let them drive my car once and they drove it through my garage door.

by Salucam June 30, 2018