A fork of Rural Dictionary
Lemures are the least of the Baatezu. A lemure is a gelatinous mass of flesh, extremely resilient to attacks. The only way to harm one is with an enchanted weapon. They are too stupid to think, and are typically used as meat shields by the Baatezu in their war against the tanar'ri.
The only thing making a lemure more dangerous than a goblin is the fact that they can't be harmed by ordinary weapons.
Lemures (lem yours)
Lemures, in popular fangirl culture, is known as one of the foundations and reasons for female masturbation. (sometimes male, though most males won't admit it)
1. "I need to masturbate." *whips out a picture of Lemures*
2. "I need to masturbate again." *whips out another picture of Lemures*
Lemurs travel in groups and will follow the lead of the most popular person around them. They enjoy patrying hard and tend to be extremely destructive.
Geez, Jessica and her friends are such lemurs. They took the bolts off of my pools diving board and used it as a floating bar.
Todds roomates are such lemurs. I let them drive my car once and they drove it through my garage door.