A fork of Rural Dictionary
futile useless ironic enraging
i was killing this innocent civilian child the other day when it hit me- fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
The variation of the phrase " I'd like to fuck.
Teacher- tilf*
Mother- milf
Cousin- cilf*
Stranger- silf
Grandmother- grand milf
Teen- tilf*
Cheerleader- cilf*
Bitch- bilf
Nurse- nilf*
Neighbor- nilf*
…and the list goes on
Dude 1: damn. Look at all those people Id like to fuck
Dude 2: yea. Everyone but the grand milf.
use it only when you fucking lost it at everything
*high pitched "fuck like fuck like shit like cum" noises*
it's when you get trolled so hard that you don't know what hit you
<cookie> slipknot, nickelback and metallica's latter albums are all pretty solid
<drcossack> nickelback? what are you stupid
<m0nkfish> haha drcossack got trolled like a fucking pookar
The pinnacle of uncontrolled laughter.
Jesus Christ dude, that shit had me snickering like a fucking bobcat. I thought I was going to pass out!
A DYLF, or a Heterosexual Dad you’d like to fuck.
Apparently, I’m quite the Dad you’d like to fuck. I said to the Porn star.
A lot. To fuck/have sex significantly more than normal.
Jay and Sarah fuck like rabbits.