A fork of Rural Dictionary
Long is an extremely cool asian guy who is kind of annoying sometimes but is a great friend. Once you're friends with Long...he will eat your cat.
Man Long is cool Long D is freakin awesome! Man! Long ate my cat!
Attention Doubt and Fear, This is your eviction notice. This notice is effective immediately!! Your unwelcome time has come to an end. There is no need or place for you here. Love and faith have now taken over the places you previously resided.
So long and good riddance doubt and fear!!!
When a person doesn’t do the easy and obvious thing, but instead chooses to be awkward and un-logical, e.g. Paul.
Boog: Hey Paul, you know you don’t ever get with any girls?! Paul: Yeah… Boog: Well I’m meeting Sarah on Saturday and she’s bringing all her fit friends out, do u fancy coming out to meet them? Paul: Er…? Nah I’d prefer to stay in and play poker with all the men and badgers. Boog: You are so long.
Long is an adjective used to describe someone with a Long Penis. Also can be used to describe someone cool, even if they may not actually have a Long Penis.
That guy was so Long! He was doin ninja flips and shit, and had like a 2 foot dick!