A fork of Rural Dictionary
A roast to use on the idiots in your life often paired with the BOI hand gestures to emphasize the roast further
Chad you little dum dum Lollipop looking ass
When your fat-ass friend keeps going on about McDonalds having bad service and waiting an hour for his lunch, this is what you say to them.
Khaled: Duuude, i've been waiting for my food from McDonalds for soooo long, i haven't eaten for like 5 minutes
Luani and Mohammed: SHUT YOUR BUBBLEGUM DUMDUM LOOKING ASS THE F*** UP
A week where anyone can stare at anyone’s ass no questions asked but if you get caught looking at someone’s ass just tell them it’s national looking at ass week
From March 20 to March 27
Me: stares at ass
Girl: wtf are you doing
Me: it’s national looking at ass week
Girl: I’m not asking any questions
Another way of saying "I'll tell you what"
Look at my ass, I'll give it to you for a hundred bucks
Reference to a high maintenance person, usually used in response to a demanding, needy, or high maintenance request. Lets the person making the demands know that they are being high maintenance, without directly saying so. Can be used in the third person as well, to assert that someone was being high maintenance or demanding. Refers to the fact that the demands and neediness make it "all about me," with "me" being "my ass," similar to phrasing such as "his ass better hurry over here" or "my ass will not be attending that party."
In response to, "I need you to come over and put my laundry in the drawers because I just did my nails, and I don't want to mess them up," one would say "Well, look at my ass!"
Look at my ass is the proper reaction when someone acts high-maintenance or like they are better than everyone else in some way. Look at my ass can also be an adjective; someone who is high-maintenance or thinks they are better than everyone else is one of the look at my ass people.
Girl: "I don't have time to clean my apartment because I'm too busy taking honors classes in Neuroscience and Russian Literature, so I neeed a maid."
You: "Well, Look at my ass!"
Look at my ass is the proper reaction when someone acts high-maintenance or like they are better than everyone else in some way. Look at my ass can also be an adjective; someone who is high-maintenance or thinks they are better than everyone else is one of the look at my ass people.
Girl: "I don't have time to clean my apartment because I'm too busy taking honors classes in Neuroscience and Russian Literature, so I neeed a maid."
You: "Well, Look at my ass!"