A fork of Rural Dictionary
when a male or female spreads there legs to stop other people from sitting with them.
Person 1. I think I am gonna come sit here
Person 2. OH NO MAN SPREAD
When a man is is the middle cat seat and spreads his legs out making everyone else uncomfortable.
The road trip was fun but fat joe was in the middle the whole time so I had to deal with his man spread.
When someone is a douchebag so they spread their legs so wide and take up so much space aka SJJ
Me: SJJ you man spread the whole car ride to Tennessee. Please stop I’m begging you.
SJJ: Idc lmao
When a man sits on a chair in a position -reminiscent of taking a dump- for the purposes of "showing off" their genitalia or otherwise be creepy and/or make people, specifically women, uncomfortable.
Stop man spreading asshole, I'm not impressed.
When a girl man spreads so big that it takes up the whole table and makes people very uncomfortable.
Yo I didn’t mean to Cd’s man spread on the bench this morning