A fork of Rural Dictionary
To merge is an act of strange movement when an object or creature will mysteriously move in a sidewways fashion in a direction. This action is usually seen in a split second as the merging object usually kills or attacks the watching creature.
Watching creature: Wtf that voodoo just merged ten lanes and though my car then it exploded?!?!
Voodoo: MMMMMMMMM MERGING VOODOO!!!!!
A shortened and derogatory word for mergina, analogous to vag.
Joe: I went down to the sea last weekend and got some sweet merg.
Tom: Mmm, I love me some tuna.
transcedentally high!, super fucked-up, supremely altered on one or more substances!
dude, i saw joe floating around on a magic carpet, i'm gonna tell you here and now, he was merged!
When two or more men accidentally find themselves sexually in bed together.
When Caleb was drunk he found himself merging into Roberts bed.
The act of eating out a dead chick and then pushing down on her stomach so that all of her fluids start flowing out.
Jack was going down on his dead neighbor when I dropped a bowling ball on her stomach. He almost drowned in that mess, what a memorable first merg.