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Using a 3/8" ramrod, push one mentos three inches down your urethra. Then take a 1/4 cup of Coke and pour into shaft. Quickly wrap a rubber band around the head of the penis and wait for it to explode out the side of your cock, like Mt Saint Helens.
Samuel: "My musket is jammed & the Redcoats is right over that ridge!" Cletus: "There's nothing left to be done...We must give em the Massachusetts Minuteman! Mentos and meat!!!"
A vigilante-like organization (Formally called "The Minuteman project") formed by and for the people on the south of the continental US, they advocate for law enforcement and will usually deal with illegal aliens in ways delusional men children/liberals and illegal aliens would consider illegal. They usually patrol the southern border to search for illegal aliens while the people who are actually paid to do so won't do their job. In addition to that they count with the support of important figures such as California's ex governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
The Minutemen actually care for their country and abiding the laws . The Minuteman that monitored the border with a drone and then called the authorities upon sight of an illegal alien is a decent citizen. People from all ages, genders and demographics support the Minutemen even when illegal aliens and mexi-can't assholes do wish them death (or actually threaten them). La eMe members , The new mexican mafia members , MS13 members, Azusa 13 members , liberals, men children and regular mexi-can't assholes strongly oppose to the Minutemen's practices.