Country Dictionary

You're using "M", for mini, when you should be using "W", for wumbo. You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me, wumbo!

You gotta use wumbo, not Mini Spongebob

1. The top choice in vehicles for motoring purposes.
2. A vehicle in which you are easily entitled a motorer.
2. A vehicle in which cannot be driven by motorists.

MINI's rock!

Very short skirt worn by girls and women to show off their legs, especially the thighs. It is believd that the shorter they are, the bette they look.

See also: sexy

She looks so darn hot in that mini!

1: A cross between mini and tiny that i discovered due to random dyslexia.
2: Someone saying "my knee" quickly.
3: Sex between two male dolphins
4: Anything that belongs to the person quoting miny.

1: "Your brain is so small, it's miny."
2: "Ahcrapijushitminy"
3: "Miny is just wrong."
4: "One smirnoff left."
"MINY."

(1) Ingenious economical surface transporter, and Britain's answer to fuel rationing. Manufactured in various forms between 1959 and 2000, the Mini epitomized practical simplicity more than any other British automobile. Affordable and versatile and easy to maintain, the Mini was loved by everyone from florists to plumbers to rally racers. Over 5.3 million were built by the end of it's production run.

(2) Bloated ugly status symbol, and quite common in American upscale neighborhoods. Manufactured from 2001-present, the Mini Cooper epitomizes trendy poor taste and virtual uselessness more than most any other modern automobile. Pricey, fragile, and expensive to maintain, the Mini Cooper is favored by upper-middle class females for it's supposed cuteness. Far too many have been built already.

The Mini has devolved from a lithe and capable subcompact to a midsize toy mall-runner.

The origianal econmy car (yes yes, there were others before it and smaller than it, but no-one bought them). The first car to ever have 50% or more female owners.

Mini cooper is a very interesting car, but it is really just a go-Kart with a papier-maché bodyshell.


I like to roll mini cooper S

A word that can be used to describe a gentleman’s member that is is less than adequate in size.

Did you hear about Scott?

Yeah I heard he has a mini. That’s a shame.