A fork of Rural Dictionary
to get the crap beat out of you.
or to slap the shit out of somebody.
you keep talking shit i'll mollywop yo punk ass.
To strike a person's face using one's penis similarly to that of a judge's gavel. Mollywopping most likely occurs upon the cheek or around the mouth area.
"My boyfriend is younger than me, so mollywopping is my alarm clock."
Bitch: You aint finna do shit to me u Rick James lookin skank.... Other Girl: Honey plz I'll mollywop your James Brown lookin, Keyshia Cole lovin ass....
a mollywop is when a man rests his testicles on your forehead for a few seconds.
Jeff: Hey Lisa can you come here for a min
Lisa: Sure honey I'm coming
Jeff: MOLLYWOP
Lisa: Geez Jeff I just love it when you put your nuts on my forehead
1. the action of back slapping another person across the face so hard with and extremely large dick that it wraps around the chosen other's head, and hits them on the opposite cheek
2. when a male slaps his penis on a females cheek and the penis bends around and hits her other cheek
- "omg yo, that girl last night made me so hard... i grew to like 8 inches"
- "dude! did u mollywop her with that anaconda?!"
- "nah yo, i would've needed a few more inches to do that"