A fork of Rural Dictionary
A polite way to greet anyone with the last name "Jones".
Often implies the want/desire for a zynnachino
Brad: Jonesy Muck Muck
Luke Jones: Hey there buddy, MUCK MUCK!
Brad: Does Mr.MuckMuck need a wintergreen cellar filler?
Luke: For sure man, rip me a 6 milli
In hockey, when a player fakes a forehand shot on goal, but instead of taking the shot, swings around the net, and takes a backhand shot on goal which enters the net in the top corner.
Etymology:
'muck', most likely derived from the sound of hockey skates on ice.
'peanut butter', a sticky, delicious substance, used in this instance due to it's ability to stick to roof of one's mouth and temporarily incapacitate an individual.
'top shelf', refers to the placement of the puck in the net, particularly the top corner.
Commentator: "...he moves to take the shot, but wait, he's faked out the goaltender, he swings around, takes the shot with a backhand slap and... muck muck peanut butter top shelf, he scores!"
Crowd: /raucous applause/
Something that you call someone when you are displeased with them.
Person 1: I just killed your dog
Person 2: You are Muck, Eater of Muck
Derogatory term for a person born to privilege...
muck muck, blueblood, muck-muck
When you scratch your balls then wipe your finger across someone’s lips while they’re not expecting it, making an audible “pop” noise when the lips come back together. This practice originated from Rez people.
Person 1-“Dude did you see that earlier?”
Person 2- “No what happened”
Person 1- “Junior Muck Mucked Cj in the hallway!”
Person 2- “Hahaha”