Country Dictionary

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munted

to put it simply, fucked. covers everything.

1. "this piece of shit stereo is really munted now."
2. "yeah, sorry bout that, i was well munted last night"

by __lux__ September 20, 2006

Munting

A variation of necrophilia involving two live people and one dead (male or female)

To munt; Find and dig up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corspe.

Hey Mary lets go munting, they buried your sister two weeks ago now. She'll be ripe!!

by bronson September 12, 2004

munted

stuffed up, wrecked.

I munted my drawing.
This picture is munted

by Abby January 21, 2005

munted

To be completely ruined, destroyed indefintely.

Your TV's munted as all hell.

by bondy April 10, 2005

Munted

A technical term describing the state of Christchurch sewer system after February 2011 Earthquake.

"Our main sewer truck is seriously munted," Mayor Bob Parker told TVNZ. "I believe that is the technical term."

by Adulcia February 28, 2011

Munted

An item that no longer works; is without use.

My CD player is totalled munted - i'll have to get it fixed.

by cazzhendrix June 13, 2003

munted

Broken, beyond any form of repair, compeletely useless.

You've really gone and munted it now

by Paula-Rose June 29, 2005