A fork of Rural Dictionary
An extremely gay homosexual group of men that all play instruments equally bad. Spawning from the east bay, this musical group will probably not go anywhere. They also have a little, how would you say, bitch, that sucks there dicks when there lonely named Anthony.
guy one: shit did you see my unsaid everything play today, they sucked really bad.
guy two: Yeah and after Anthony was totally sucking them off. So gay!
Guy one: Yeah and then dom thought that he was hardcore, so he made out with anthony after.
guy two: Yeah and then I bought some dope off of Brad.
guy one: and yesterday alex mowed my lawn.
guy two: But mike and Mariano are cool.
guy one: yeah for sure.
Jake is the best person you will ever meet your life could be at rock bottom and you could be ready to end it all but as soon as a jake walks into your life he won’t leave you or hurt you, He will actually be the best person in your life. A jake is the type of person who hates themself more than ANYBODY in the world but nobody understands why they hate themself because they are so incredibly sweet(when they want to be), loving, amazing , I will admit a bit clingy but watch out don’t piss a jake off unless you want to get bit!
A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"
B:"That's Jake!"
kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby
A term used when you are in a lot of pain or just don't feel like doing anything.
I want to stay in bed, my everything hurts.