A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mairi, more commonly known as the, "Mahairywillie" can be found lurking in dark corners. She enjoys nothing more than to stalk her prey around the streets of Glasgow before she penetrates their bubbles and makes their pumpkins cry.
She is the first known creature to"ORFL" and follow this strange action by eating her own fear.
mairi is the ship name between mattia polibio and kairi cosentino. they lowkey used to be cute asf but then they kinda stopped after people started to ship them. butttt they're kinda coming back but we dk if people actually still ship them anymore. and the people who do, aka the "mairi stans" are crazy asf (most of the time), so watch out if you want to argue with a mairi stan cos you'll definitely lose ❤
person: oh yeah, this is for mattia and kairi, is mairi real?
fans: YESSSDKJSSKSND
kairi: no, its not real
ayiana: CAP. DAS CAP.
A mairy is a person who displays mary-like features. Including mental disabilities & hairy armpits. Typically found eating $500 meals and leading men on with a borderline archaic charm.
"Wow she's so mairy, why is he talking to her?"
When someone single-handedly destroys his own life and career.
Everything was going so good for him why did he Mairis Briedis himself.
when someone acts like a bitch to the people around them and guilts them by playing victim card constantly and never changes. expect huge hypocrisy and fauxpologies.
victim: hey can you stop treating me like shit and pulling a Mairi? I'm done w/ your bs
Mairi: lmao tbh fuck off I had a fucking shitty life
victim: I'm sorry
swapped letter arrangement for hairy minge
holy fuck my bitch has a mairy hinge ive been picking hubic pairs out of my teeth all night!!!!