Country Dictionary

when a guy goes tanning. may be forced indoor tanning(usually shunned)or an outdoor tan(shunned but more respected than the indoor tan)

"I think I might get my man tan on today"

The tan/gold colour that old people tend to have on their vehicles because of its blandness and sensibleness.

Your grandparents' Crysler K-Car is Old Man Tan.

The terrible sunburns that white people get making them wish they had more melanin.

I fell asleep in the tanning bed and got a terrible white man's tan

A man that only knows tan for color. He wears tan clothes, he is heavier than the most tan Tiger tank, he makes a feast out of his enemies fear.

DAmm, AquaFps Is such A Tan man.

Usually the nickname douchebag cucks named Tanner would give themselves. This is the guy that at a party would say “Bro, I’d rather be at home playing CoD.”

Yeah my names Tanner, but you can call me Tan Man. Where’s the Call of Duty at?

An alcoholic, beat up, bum, with an unnatural year long tan that meanders about the suburbans of small seaside towns, occasionally stealing roast beefs from local supermarkets.

You hear about tan man gettin caught again for stealin that sterloin from safeway?

A sexual act in which a female shits on the floor. Three men then cum on the shit. The shit-cum is then placed in a blender and blended with ice and the female's pee. After this the female butt-chugs the shit-pee-cum smoothie. Then the men all cum in her butt. Lastly, the woman shits all this out on the three men's chests.

"Dude, that was a total Tan-man fest last night!"