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A fat, hairy man who looks like some kind of disgusting beast from South Park that is half man, half bear, half pig.
My ex boyfriend.
"Fuck, I can't believe I banged manbearpig!"
the single biggest threat to our planet. something out there which threatens our very existence and may be the end to the human race as we know it. i'm talking of course, about... "manbearpig." it is a creature which roams the earth alone. it is half man, half bear, and half pig! some people say that manbearpig isn't real. well, i'm here to tell you now, manbearpig is very real, and he most certainly exists! i'm cereal... manbearpig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. manbearpig simply wants to get you! i'm super cereal...
manbearpig is Al Gore's way of getting friends because he doesn't have any.
I'M SUPER DUPER CEREAL!! EXCELCIOR!!!
According to Al Gore, the end of all humankind as we know it.
It's ManBearPig, not PigBearMan.
al gore: hi, im al gore and i'm here to raise awareness of manbearpig
A figment of Al Gore's mathematically impaired creativity. Al Gore obviously did not pass high school mathematics.
half man + half bear + half pig = the mathematical monstrousity that is manbearpig
A fictional character created by Al Gore in an episode of southpark. Gore creates manbearpig to get attention, and then later claims to kill him, thus making him the savior of southpark. Nobody cares.
"manbearpig is coming, and i am SUPER CEREAL"
-Al Gore
A demon who is half man, half bear and half pig. It negotiates with gullible generations, giving them their deepest desires but then comes back to terrorize their land years later.
As predicted by Al Gore, who warned us about it but nobody paid attention to him.
Also a running gag in the famous adult cartoon, South Park.
“ManBearPig is coming!! I am super cereal!!!!” - Al Gore. South Park