A fork of Rural Dictionary
Manda is a term used to describe a type of person.
These people are usually dim young white girls who believe that having a kid at the age of 14-17 is a career choice as the goverment will pay for the upkeep for the rest of their damn lives.
(jim)That girl at the back of the bus is a right Manda...
(andre)which one?
(jim)the one with 6 the kids
(andre) HaHa...Oi Manda crash us a fag!
A fat whore...usually one who smells very unfair and whos stench could knock down the mightiest of redwoods.
I can smell a manda coming down the road....*BOOM BOOM BOOM CRASH*....YOU HEAR THAT!?!?!
To piss oneself in public -- usually, but not always, as a result of too much drinking at one's defence party.
Person 1: "Hey, did you see Jane pull a Manda last night?"
Person 2: "Seriously?! She pissed herself at her defence party?!"
Person 1: "Yeah! I guess incontinence really is a symptom of too much grad school."
Person 2: "That and being a total derp."
Person 1: "Oh yeah, Jane is a total derposaurus, just like Manderp."
Person 2: "lololol, Manda is a total derpinatrix."
This is what you call an arrogant girl that is hooked on roids. She is someone who is self obsessed with her body and even though she is perfectly fit she feels that she needs to bulk up even more. She is one who KNOWS that she is teh secksi, she doesnt hide it. She also likes to toy with other boys and tease them with her cutie bootie. A common reference to a 'Manda Jo' is the 'Hanford Ho' aka Manda Jo the Hanford Hoe! Stay away from manda jo's...they are catch and release fishermen!
She is also super pro at giving blumpkins
"Yo man, I met this girl last night. She is so awesome and beautiful and just wow....amazing!"
"Nah dude, watch out! That's one of them 'Manda Jo's' everyone talks about....stay away while you can bro. Once she has you in her grasp she will tear you to pieces"
Their determination toward shared ideas and their strong devotion to one another. They can open doors to one another’s souls and show one another new ways of perceiving and feeling.
Todd & manda are made for each other