A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mariano AKA Bok Choy, is a very annoying person who loves Minecraft and likes to hog the bed and shower.
Mariano plays Minecraft for no reason.
a total sweetheart. marianos are absolutely wonderful, always winning you over with their latin charm. intelligent, thoughtful,and sweet, it's hard not to love a mariano. although they are prone to occassional lapses in judgement, they will always be the sweetest guy you know.
He is such a mariano.
All Mariano’s are very Sweet and generous men, most of the time they have reddis or curly black/brown hair. He will be amazing in bed- you’ll never forget it. Huge cock. Mariano’s can seem very innocent but very bad boys. He attracts a lot of girls so it’s hard fot him to know who to go for but sometimes he just likes to be independent. He is a keeper. His best feature is his loyalty and trust.
Boy: Hey what’s up with You and Mariano Girl: Idk he seems to be losing feelings..maybe j should try harder i don’t want to lose him Boy: Mariano’s a very good guy go talk to him
to be so fuckin sexy, handsome, husband material, capable of turning on any female, cooking best food, being the funniest human being.
he’s has been marianoing lately, damn.
saimas husband, the perfect guy with the BEST hair 😌
jess mariano from gilmore girls!
The greatest closer in baseball history. Period. End of Story.
Dude #1: Mariano Rivera Dude #2: The dude that blew a world series by throwing a ball into center field? Dude #1: Yeah, the dude that has the lowest career post season average, 500+ saves, the lowest career era among relief pitchers and the most saves in post season and world series history. Dude #2: Damn.