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A shockingly poor attempt at anything other than repetitive, unimaginative, bland noise. It can only appealing to that unfortunate bunch of O.C. and Dawson's Creek loving sub-humans.
Busted-esque is a compliment!
How Hollywood has ruined a generation!
Person 1: "Aren't Maroon 5 shit?"
Person 2: "Yes, good call."
The band that Lance Bass and George Micheal have erotic fantasies to. Words cannot describe how terrible this group is. They call themselves Funk, but sound more like downs-syndromed Reggae laced with mainstream Pop. Their fanbase consists of poor, helpless junior high school girls who don't have souls.
Maroon 5 make the Beach Boys look badass.
A great band in a music industry today where you can get by with talentless guitarists and overwrought whiny emo lyrics (see Taking Back Sunday, Hawthorne Heights, etc.) The band is a blend of rock,pop, and funk. The musicians are all very talented especially lead guitarist Adam Levine. The band has gotten a bad rep because emo kids don't like the happy, upbeat lyrics. Theres no depression or cutting of wrists in Maroon 5's music so why should emo kids care?
Maroon 5 is a great band
When 5 males decide to have a male orgy. When this occurs, they all expel their bowels on each other whilst cumming everywhere.
Adam Levine: GUYS! GUYS! We should have a male orgy!!!
*Orgy begins*
Adam Levine: AAAAGH! AAAAGH! *poop comes from his butt hole* after this, we should make a band! It will be called Maroon 5 because there is 5 of us, and our penises are all brown from the poop.
A pop/rock/indie band (formerly known as Kara's Flowers) made-up of:
Adam Levine - vocals, rhythm guitar
Jesse Carmichael - keys
Mickey Madden - bass guitar
Matt Flynn - drums
James Valentine - lead guitar
As of 2011, they have 3 studio albums - Songs About Jane, It Won't Be Soon Before Long, and Hands All Over. All of their songs are fantastic, and all you have to do is listen to them if you don't believe me.
Maroon 5 is also AMAZING live!
J: Brianna, what are you listening to on your iPod?
B: Maroon 5, of course! I have all of the songs on shuffle
J: Isn't that what you did yesterday? Don't you ever get tired of their music?
B: NO!!
A once good band who sadly sacrificed being original and making good music for being lame and boring and dishing out the same generic uninspired single every 6 months. At this point it isn't even Maroon 5 anymore, since it's just Adam Levine and some generic top 40 producer.
Guy1: Have you heard that new Maroon 5 song "Girls Like You?"
Guy2: That song sucks! Maroon 5 hasn't been a good band since they came out with that Moves like Jagger crap, it was all down hill from there.