A fork of Rural Dictionary
The feeling of enlightenment, usually to describe a high off of marijuana or under the influence of alcohol.
"Wanna get maud?"
"O COURSE..."
a friendly elderly woman who befriends young people.
They Often your friend's mom or grandma, who tries to teach thier young kids life lessons.
originally from the movie "Harold and Maude"
a really cool old lady
MAUDE: Hey Charlie, Let's go save this tree from pollution.
CHARLIe: what?
MAUDE: let's rescue it from this concrete jungle and take it to the forest.
CHARLIE: oh Maude, you're so awsome.
MAUDE: Well You have to live, Charlie.
A phrase used in Ireland meaning to stalk or to creep. Originates from an old folklore tale of an old woman named Maude ("Máudé Gránte" in Irish - defines a nosy old woman) who used to be very nosy in her friends private business.
Also is used to describe a large breasted woman, or very precisely, a large breasted creepish woman.
That girl wont leave me alone, she keeps in at my business and wont piss off! "what a maude!"
You will never meet a Maude that is not a bitch. I don't make the rules..